Hi there!
Oh, that's me...
Charlie Greene

You probably don't know me. Unless you do, then that's not true.
This is the section where I say something really clever to get your attention.
Hmmm...
Ah, yes! I have just the thing!
--Auh--
Nope, it's gone.


Canonball

I wrote a children's book!

It's about washing dinosaurs.
That's a cool thing I get to do...write silly books.
I didn't draw the pictures. Those were drawn by a cool guy I got to work with.
His name is Ethan Roffler.
You should look him up!
There are other Charlie Greene's who also wrote books, but they aren't me, as far as I can tell.


The First Book

This is the first book I wrote.
It's called, "Have You Ever Washed A Dinosaur?"
You can get it here.
I like it.
Other people say they like it.
I really like the drawings.
There's no lesson, no moral, no intended epiphanies. Why? Because, sometimes us adults need to just have fun, too!


More Books?

Yep...I've got more books that I've written.
Nope...I still can't draw.
I'll get 'em drawn up as soon as I can.
'Til then...enjoy!